1. Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak… It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
2. If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
3. No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
4. Don’t be a woman who needs a man… Be the woman a man needs… Because every woman is worth fighting for… But not every man is worth you.
5. You can never be happy as someones another half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. 😉
6. 1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I’m still single!
7. Single is SINGLE and loving every single moment of it!!!
8. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t single but then again being single is awesome cause I ain’t let in a stupid idiot guy let(I go for) ever
9. A mistake is a single page of life but the relationship is a complete book. So don’t lose a full book for a single page.
10. Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day.
11. Single but definitely not alone.
12. Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice.
13. The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.
14. Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.
15. Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love.
16. Being single doesn’t mean you’re not too good to be with the right one, it means you’re just too good to be with the wrong one.
17. If you truly want to be respected by people you love, you must prove to them that you can survive without them.
18. Being single doesn’t mean that you know nothing about love. Sometimes being solo is wiser than being in a false relationship.
19. Always remember that you were once alone, and the crowds you see in your life today are just as unnecessary as when you were alone.
20. I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.
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21. If you are not happy being single, you will never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.
22. It is better to lock up your heart with a merciless padlock than to fall in love with someone who doesn’t know what they mean to you.
22.Living single and committed with no one is the tensionless life nowadays.
23. Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
24. If you can’t stay loyal, stay single.
25. Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
26. Yeah, I’m single, but you’re gonna have to be amazing to change that.
27. I’m perfectly happy being single…Until I see a happy couple.
28. I’m not single; I’m in a long-term relationship with adventure and fun.
29. Not single. Not taken. Just waiting for something real.
30. Technically, I’m single. but my heart is taken by someone I can’t call my own.
31. A broken relationship would make you feel more lonely than when you were single.
32. If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
33. Single is not Single and Alone…I’m Independent and Available 😉 Until I find my Equal !!
34. Yes, I’m Single. [I]t’s Means: [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife is [E]asier
35. Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.
36. Stay single until someone special actually compliments you in a way that it makes it better to not be alone. If it is not, then it’s not worth it.
37. I’m not single because I don’t pray for love. I’m single because I don’t play around with love.
38. It’s not that I can’t stop being single, it’s that I haven’t found anyone that’s been up to the challenge.
39.Dear heart, please fall in love only when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.
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40. Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL or no deal!
41. Single is single and now taking applications if u think Ur suitable 4 the job apply here lol
42. It seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!
43. I want a Guy that makes me laugh every day makes me smile and loves me for who I am Is that 2 much 2 ask for
44. Single? No, I am just in a relationship with FREEDOM.
45. Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
46.Single.. anybody wanna change that? :]
47. Trust me, this time baby. I’ll be bulletproof!
48. I’m a free bitch baby. 🙂
49. Facebook should change “single” to “riding solo”
50.In NEED of an F..bad.. buddy 😉
51. Hi, Hun, I’m home…….. damn!! forgot I was single.
52. I’m not picky, I just have standards.
53. Can’t get wit’ no deadbeat @ss So (no)SCRUBS.
54. Tempt me. I dare you!
55. Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart.
56. I’m not single… I’m riding solo and loving it!
57. When I’m single all I see are happy couples!!!
58. God is busy writing D Best Love Story
59. I’m as single as a dollar and ain’t looking 4 no change
60. Says the reason I’m single is cause you can’t handle this girl
61. I’d like to think that I’m a good person..so WTF!
62. I F..bad..ing hates being single! it sucks! > :p
63. Single is single and you’re gonna have to be downright AWESOME if you’re gonna change it!
64. Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.
65. Some people are settling down, some people are just plain settling but I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
66. I have an empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill. I have an empty spot for someone to take. -Devon Foley
67. I just wish one guy could prove me wrong and be different from all the rest. But that’s as impossible as nailing jello to a tree <3
68. I’m single because I am saving myself for someone who deserves me.
69. Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. – S3x in the City
70. Guys are like parking spots… all the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.
71. I know for damn sure what love is… cause bet your @ss the last mother F..bad..er showed me EVERYTHING IT’S NOT! *Ridin Solo*
72. Being single doesn’t mean nobody wanted you. It means you’re only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
73. Loves it when ppl find out they’s single n say sorry like they r offering condolences at a funeral. Being single isn’t a disease, sometimes its the cure !!!
74. Being single isn’t all that bad. You eat when you want…sleep when you want…go where you want when you want. What more could you want?!? Oh, yeah.. that!
75. Totally single, totally free, totally happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED…
76. I’m feeling like a star, you can’t stop my shine, I’m loving cloud nine, my head’s in the sky, I’m feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels so right.
77. Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas!
78. S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal and Enlightened.
79. I celebrated 16 valentines- “Alone” . . . . . . . And, tomorrow is 17th. !!!!
80. You’re single not because you are not good enough for one, it’s that you’re too good for the wrong one.-Chris Burkman
81. Single is SINGLE and loving every single moment of it!!!
82. I’m a free bitch baby.
83. Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.
84. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Aristotle
85. Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.
86. Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. It is quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.
87. Single is not Single & Alone…I’m Independent & Available 😉 Until I find my Equal !!
88. Not everyone who is single is lonely and not everyone who is in a relationship feels love.
89. My entire goal in life is to show others guys who are not single how amazing being single is!
90. I don’t consider myself.. ‘Single & Alone’ I consider myself ‘Independent & Available’.
91. Single & LOOKING.. for someone who will stand by my side through thick & thin.. who won’t make me cry.. who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon
92. Is busy waiting for God to finish writing my love story 🙂
93. Looking for that girl who deserves the key to my heart
94. I’m single. You’re single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?
95. Loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn, please
96. I know I’m not the handsome or the smartest guy out there, but I know I deserve better than any of this.
97. Wanted by many but taken by none 😛
98. Dear heart, please fall in love only when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.
99. Just because my status says I’m single, does NOT mean I’m looking! My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them
100. The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.